• You don’t need to leave your real name, but do leave a valid email address. I’ll be the only one who can see your email address (just don’t put it in the actual comment box as well). I’ll write to get a shipping address when you’ve won.
• If you have never left a comment here before I’ll need to approve it before it publishes so don’t worry if your comment doesn’t show up right away. That said, you might not end up being the comment number you see so know that if you want to say “pick number 42!” you might not be comment number 42. I don’t know why it works that way, and I’m sorry, there is very little certainty left in this world and this isn’t helping any.
• One entry per person please, I do double check this.
• If I have not heard from an initial winner in a week from sending out the announcement email, another winner will be chosen.
• The winners will be picked by the cold, unfeeling random number generator.

Now, return to the contest entry.