Not Martha

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If, when I said: “I intend to spend obscene amounts of money finding someone I adore who will make me look fabulous”, I meant: “I intend to chop off 3 inches off of my hair while staring intently into the mirror one Saturday afternoon because I am bored”, then I am well on my way to fulfilling my New Year’s resolution.

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