Happy New Year!

I have only one resolution: get a haircut. I have a pathetic history with attempts at hair styling. I always seem to get the snotty hairstylist who can sniff me out as Not One Of Them, and treats me terribly, leaving me to slink out with a hair cut which isn’t what I wanted. Bad, bad hair person. I gave up completely, and for the last four years my boyfriend has been repeatedly manhandled into timidly trimming my split ends. This year, I intend to spend obscene amounts of money finding someone I adore who will make me look fabulous.

Anyone in Seattle know a good hair person?