Not Martha


The difference between watching Martha Stewart and Two Fat Ladies — when the two fat ladies wrap something in store bought puff pastry and cut off the excess: “I could be making dainty little leaves with the left over, but I’m not going to bother with that fiddle-faddle.”

I have been watching more Food Network and I’m torn between having a crush on Jamie Oliver and being outrageously jealous of his sparkling perfect life.

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