Not Martha


I was slicing an avacado the other night and I was kind of excited to use the Martha way to take out the pit – tap whack the knife into the pit, then twist a little and the pit comes right out still sticking into the knife. Except in my world the knife won’t stick into the pit and after a few times the avacado is face down on the floor in front of me, the knife is somewhere on the floor to my left, and the pit has flown all the way across the kitchen and bounced off the fridge door.

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