I have:

• rewatched a handful of movies
• drank a gallon and a half of orange juice
• got to 23,000 on bejeweled
• taken 1000% of my daily allowance of vitamin C
• sat and stared at the wall
• gone through two boxes of tissues
• and two boxes of nyquil
• surfed and resurfed and went back to check again
• made cookies
• made a paper mache covered balloon
• painted half of a tin
• eaten a gallon of chicken noodle soup

And I still feel like crap. I have officially lost all of that hearty Ohio resistance I brought with me. And to make it all worse, both of the public radio stations in my area are in Pledge Drive Mode. Oh the horror.